dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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