So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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