She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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