he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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