my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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