I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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