I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You can make out without kissing
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