How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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