why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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