Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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