She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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