Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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