im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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