my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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