Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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