yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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