If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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