every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
All I want is dick and wine.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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