Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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