Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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