none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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