erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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