hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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