Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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