I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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