I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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