Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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