Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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