Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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