HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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