The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Dear god my vagina.
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