google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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