he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Vodka?
Forever.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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