Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just want nice things and good sex
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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