i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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