omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
this will be a night to untag.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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