I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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