I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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