I need help removing her.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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