She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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