There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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