Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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