I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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