What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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