Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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