hell yes lets make some ravioli
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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