i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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