she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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