I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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