I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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