Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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